Have you ever brushed your teeth just so that your morning breath doesn’t interfere with your cuppa?
mark gatiss
WHAT
that last look in the second gif roughly translates to “I’m in you with my cock.”
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why are there no good adventure time t-shirts?
IT’S LIKE THE HELLBOY T-SHIRT DEBACLE ALL OVER AGAIN
Temposhark - Crime
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i love this show and everything it stands for
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So is Jenna-Louise Coleman’s character called Clara?
Because
Um
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Guys I am desperate for money. No summer job, you see. It’d be super cool if you commissioned me!
You can click the sample pictures to see the prices, which might vary depending on your request. Prints of your commission or any of my other works are available upon request, and might cost between $10-$15
Please guys! I really need that cash.
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i’m actually terrified
Just shat my pants
holy shat
LORDNONONONONONO
help
did i just summon a demon
is that the sound of a demon being summoned
“oh this is pretty cute I don’t know what you guys are SJDKHNFKJHFUCKHELPMEOHGOD”
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Things that need to be actual paid jobs:
Fanfic reviewer
Fanfic editor
Fanfic pattern analysis (the use of “cock” over “prick” has increased 25% since 2009, probably due to the growth of British fandoms.)
Coming up with creative ship names
Coming up with interesting/challenging prompts
We’ve got a pancake on our hands. Love those, there’s always something to look forward to.
I’ve just outlived four pancakes. That’s the most fun you can have with an aneurysm.
You’re a pancake. An Army pancake at that.
If anyone out there still cares, I’m not actually a pancake.
Suddenly, I’m Mr. Pancake.
Every fairy tale needs a good, old-fashioned pancake.
Mrs. Turner next door has married pancakes.
I’ve outlived four people. That’s the most fun you can have on a pancake.
My best friend … Sherlock Holmes … is a pancake!
Yes. Brilliant impression of a pancake.
Pancake of mine.
Well, I say pancake.
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When the Ninth Doctor first asked Rose to travel through time with him and refused, the Doctor accepted that and moved on. He traveled through space and time, saving the universe, all lonely for years thinking “I wish Rose could have been here.” Eventually, he goes back to a few seconds after he left Rose and says “By the way, did I mention it also travels in time?”
Rose never knew how long the Doctor waited for her.
I HAVE BEEN THINKING THE EXACT. SAME. THING.
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